Dr. Cuddylee
If any of you are like myself, you find Cuddy (Lisa Edelstein) of House irresistible. The question is, if you had to choose between Cuddy or Cameron (Jennifer Morrison) how many of you would chose Cuddy? I know I would.
Traci Lords in the 21st Century
April 22nd, 2009
Traci Lords
No doubt Traci Lords is of legal age today. It’s been 25 years since she appeared in low quality porn as a minor. She still has the ugly doll face and .. I don’t know what to think of the body. You tell me.
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1 Comment » A little handy, but delish!
April 13th, 2009
Rachel Ray
“She’s a little handy, but she’s pretty in the face.” And you can probably eat it on $40 a day. Rachel Ray’s worst quality isn’t even her voice — it’s that you’ll randomly come across her all too often flipping through the channels. That is, of course, unless you block those awful cooking channels. But then your wife figures it out and adds them back. God damnit.
Not unlike a worn out sponge
April 10th, 2009
Kelly Osbourne
She’s lost some weight and cleaned up to look semi-respectable. Unfortunately, she’s still an idiot, covered with tattoos of Guitar Hero stickers, and has mumbling, burnt out dad. All in all, no worse than any other random whore off the street. Record your vote now.
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No Comments » Neigh!! But her face, Wilbur!
April 8th, 2009
Sarah Jessica Horse
She’s got a face only Mr. Ed could love. But other than that, totally bangable. And the best part is, even if you hit it, we’re not going to make you watch any of her shows.
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No Comments » How is that tail attached?
April 1st, 2009
I don't know what this is
I’m proud to say I don’t have a clue what’s going on in this picture. It looks like a chick painted all in blue and naked, but it just doesn’t make any sense. Oh well. You’d likely have to take a shower afterwards, and she’d almost definitely give you blue balls. I’m still trying to identify the cons.
Update: Apparently she’s called “mudkips girl.” Whatever.
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2 Comments » Special Olympics Special
March 30th, 2009
Wee Brain
Charlize Theron is back to her good ol’ self, prettied up and totally bangable again. Unfortunately, she’s now an MRF (mentally retarded female). She seems to be pretty impressionable these days and will probably bend in whatever position you put her in, but in doing so, you’d probably be classified as a predator in many jurisdictions. I hope I’m not the only one.
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1 Comment » Charlize Theron needs to stop hookin’
March 26th, 2009
Yeah, she's a monster
You’d no doubt do it any other time, but there was a point where she was a Monster. We’re purposely putting you to the test, here. Are you a good enough person to look bang Charlize Theron when she’s not looking her best? You shallow bastard.
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No Comments » Fembots are groovy, baby
March 23rd, 2009
Fembots
They have smoke comin’ out of their jubblies, but they’re smokin’ hot, too. They work for Doctor Evil, which, if you really think about it, makes them hot, normal women. Go ahead and vote yes.
Oops! She did it just once!
March 15th, 2009
Britney Spears
It’s hard to even know where to start here. 10 years ago no one was bothering with a countdown-to-18 because, god, that’s good enough. But at some point she made a quick 180 and turned in to the trainwreck above. The same chick the homos were banging before finally found parity between her inner and outer beauty. Too bad they just couldn’t have met somewhere in the middle. But now she’s all hot and bothered and waiting for you. Would ya?
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